Rorschach Movie Review

You know, for some people, those old ink blot tests that the shrink gives you can reveal a lot. Seems to me that a certain writer at the New York Times could use some time on the couch after reading this movie review of The Polar Express:

Tots surely won't recognize that Santa's big entrance in front of the throngs of frenzied elves and awe-struck children directly evokes, however unconsciously, one of Hitler's Nuremberg rally entrances in Leni Riefenstahl's "Triumph of the Will." But their parents may marvel that when Santa's big red sack of toys is hoisted from factory floor to sleigh it resembles nothing so much as an airborne scrotum.

We don't see these things...but it would appear that this reviewer does. For God's sake, it's just a kids movie!