Osama Uncut

Here's the full transcript of the Osama tape. According to LGF, bin Laden "rants about Halliburton, gloats about 9/11’s effects on the US economy, and reminisces about his interviews with TIME Magazine, Peter Arnett, and Robert “Love Me, Osama” Fisk—and threatens attacks unless the US elects John Kerry, explicitly saying that US states voting against Bush will be protected."

Read it before you vote.

UPDATE: And get this, Michael Moore is proud that Osama is watching him!

There he was, OBL, all tan and rested and on videotape (hey, did you get the feeling that he had a bootleg of my movie? Are there DVD players in those caves in Afghanistan?)

That fat, filthy and repulsive swine...