Lt. Bart Simpson, report to debriefing

There are no doubt, thousands of kids across the country who have dreamed of doing this:

LITTLE EGG HARBOR, N.J. -- A National Guard F-16 fighter jet on a nighttime training mission Wednesday fired 25 rounds of ammunition that tore through an intermediate school. No one was injured.

Best comment of the day is from FR:

Pilot shaking fist: "NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING, HUH?"

Pilot should lose his wings for this, though.